Sunday 28 March 2010

Without paitence within the patents guide


So if you go down to the woods you'll get aching loins and a wanderlust for a bears perspective. Tranq barbed or opiate picnics, like a victorian English Roses concubine might carry like a Yogi. but id prefer that dog girl, like a female Molgi, but Baloo'd shit a brick on a ropeswing, like a Gorrilla, onto your face or probably just all over himself beacause he forgets hes a bear like an elephant being dead lifted by a 5 year old.
The naked tree lady prostrates at the sausage famers eye level. Wouldnt it be funny if you painted your vagina like a clown so it'd be like your fucking a clown in the mouth?. Sometimes these things should stay in the privacy of your bedroom, the toilet of an abnormal basment bar, or even better in the woods, like a jazz bear with a detachable penis flute.
Its all storms now, bang on the mac like a damp stevie nicks. Do some inverted facial regognization and feel all warm and fuzzy inside your cave of the ladys.

Rightso (less is more) seriously now. Again.. if this weekend improoves weatherwize. I have eastersunday booked up but if saturday or bankholiday monday looks good then there's the plan to campout like carefree teenagers again.







































Greg Falski
Chris Delia

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Sunday 13 December 2009

Chase some sun



























Ted Poppy and i met up with Eion at the top of Lea bridge rd, watched some rainbows while Ted fixed Poppys punture then headed up the a104 to meet the woods further up so we could ride in the sun for longer and get to the tea huts for a brew and bread pudding. Real sticky mud, stuggling on a few inclines even with our relativly light gearing. Ted n poppy were cheating riding mtbs but i wanted mine towards the end. A december dip in the duckpond to clean off then head yonder. Got off a bit earlier this time and the daylight made for more of a dayout. One day an actual am start?. I know its difficult what with hangovers and lazybones but its worth it.
The woods are good.
More this coming weekend who's up fer it?.